This winter I hope you get a splinter if you make a toboggan and it is a mahog'un — John Hegley

From Bradford Yorkshire to Bristol Temple Meads

you don't have to change your underwear

but you have to change at Leeds

My grandmother used to say

before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses

make sure you're not on about the muck on your own

her glasses were filthy

In the beginning was the dog

the real name of Jehovah is Rover

Adam's rib is buried in the garden