In the beginning was the dog the real name of Jehovah is Rover Adam's rib is buried in the garden — John Hegley

From Bradford Yorkshire to Bristol Temple Meads

you don't have to change your underwear

but you have to change at Leeds

My grandmother used to say

before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses

make sure you're not on about the muck on your own

her glasses were filthy

This winter

I hope you get a splinter

if you make a toboggan

and it is a mahog'un