Glad to Wear Glasses

Quotes

1. From Bradford Yorkshire to Bristol Temple Meads

   you don't have to change your underwear

   but you have to change at Leeds

2. 

   My grandmother used to say

   before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses

   make sure you're not on about the muck on your own

   her glasses were filthy

3. 

   This winter

   I hope you get a splinter

   if you make a toboggan

   and it is a mahog'un

4. 

   In the beginning was the dog

   the real name of Jehovah is Rover

   Adam's rib is buried in the garden

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