Man and Superman

The confusion of marriage with morality has done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other single error.

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.

Economy is the art of making the most of life. The love of economy is the root of all virtue.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of Nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy.