The confusion of marriage with morality has done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any… — George Bernard Shaw

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.

Economy is the art of making the most of life. The love of economy is the root of all virtue.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.