Quotes
In Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailing-boat equipment, the gin and tonic.
There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily.
I am no stranger to loud noise. I've been to a Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels concert. I once dated a woman with two kids.
Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.
Italy is not technically part of the Third World, but no one has told the Italians.
The most extraordinary change in Moscow was Arbat Street, the USSR's first pedestrian mall. Of course, there's something a little sad about a pedestrian mall in a nation where few people own cars— the whole damn country's a pedestrian mall.
It had never occurred to us that the Kremlin's new anti-booze campaign would apply to journalists. Now, that's a human-rights violation.
The Italians have had two thousand years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place.
The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborghini to the Grand Prix track to watch the charter buses race.
What would be a road hazard anywhere else, in the Third World is probably the road.
If Christ came back tomorrow, He'd have to change planes in Frankfurt. Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges.
The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know.
