I am no stranger to loud noise. I've been to a Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels concert. I once dated a… — P.J. O'Rourke

The Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words.

Earnestness is just stupidity sent to college.

In Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailing-boat equipment, the gin and tonic.