Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later… — Quentin Crisp
Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level.
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