“The biggest liar in the world is They Say,’” I muttered. “Douglas Malloch.” — Jim C. Hines

If books are indeed magic (and does anyone really believe otherwise?), then they are a collaborative magic between author and reader.

“Besides, is it really stealing if you’re stealing from an asshole?”

“I’d have to double-check, but I don’t think the criminal code includes an asshole clause.”

“How do you fight them?”

“The same way you fight any enemy. With knowledge.”