I have also reviewed my own financial obligations, which have puffed up recently like a hammered thumb. — Woody Allen

With that, he scribbled in an additional ninety thousand dollars on the estimate, which had waxed to the girth of the Talmud while rivaling it in possible interpretations.

She quarreled with the nanny and accused her of brushing Misha's teeth sideways rather than up and down.

Bidnick gorges himself on Viagra, but the dosage makes him hallucinate and causes him to imagine he is Pliny the Elder.