As we know, for centuries Rome regarded the Open Hot Turkey Sandwich as the height of licentiousness. — Woody Allen

With that, he scribbled in an additional ninety thousand dollars on the estimate, which had waxed to the girth of the Talmud while rivaling it in possible interpretations.

Bidnick gorges himself on Viagra, but the dosage makes him hallucinate and causes him to imagine he is Pliny the Elder.

I have also reviewed my own financial obligations, which have puffed up recently like a hammered thumb.