Quotes about humor
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Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.
Holidays in HellThe most extraordinary change in Moscow was Arbat Street, the USSR's first pedestrian mall. Of course, there's something a little sad about a pedestrian mall in a nation where few people own cars— the whole damn country's a pedestrian mall.
Holidays in HellIt had never occurred to us that the Kremlin's new anti-booze campaign would apply to journalists. Now, that's a human-rights violation.
Holidays in HellThe Italians have had two thousand years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place.
Holidays in HellThe America's Cup is like driving your Lamborghini to the Grand Prix track to watch the charter buses race.
Holidays in HellWhat would be a road hazard anywhere else, in the Third World is probably the road.
Holidays in HellIf Christ came back tomorrow, He'd have to change planes in Frankfurt. Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges.
Holidays in HellThe French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know.
Holidays in HellThe larger the German body, the smaller the German bathing suit and the louder the German voice issuing German demands and German orders to everybody who doesn't speak German. For this, and several other reasons, Germany is known as 'the land where Israelis learned their manners'.
Holidays in HellCockfighting has always been my idea of a great sport— two armed entrées battling to see who'll be dinner.
Holidays in HellEverything on a boat has a different name than it would have if it weren't on a boat. Either this is ancient seafaring tradition or it's how people who mess around with boats try to impress the rest of us who actually finished college.
Holidays in HellPain is the body's way of showing us we're bone-heads. A child growing up in an excessively safe environment may never learn that he is one — not until he gets married and has a wife to tell him so.
Republican Party Reptile
