Quotes about humor

We’ve drawn attention to ourselves with our obsessive need to stay inconspicuous.

It’s not my fault your makers made you humorless.

It isn’t courtly politics if somebody doesn’t get a dagger in the back.

First, the fact he awoke at all. Cogito, ergo how the hell aren’t I dead?

Modesty was not a condition from which Descartes suffered.

It is an old rule, only not sufficiently obeyed, but a good rule: If you do not wish to be lied to, do not ask questions! The only real defense civilized man has against anybody who bothers him is to lie. There would be no lies if there were no questions.

Latimer turned to watch the subject of these reflections carefully, almost lovingly, adjusting the coffee percolator, and thought how difficult it was to dislike a man when he was making coffee for you.

“I’m good for about thirty bucks,” I said. “Then I’ll have to get a refill from petty cash.”

“There’s nothing petty about cash,” Stew said.

We’ll jump off that bridge when we come to it.

"I guess——" she said, wistfully—"I guess the only thing that's wrong with children is that they grow up to be people like you."

In the profession of wifehood the exams begin at the church door—and there is never a final degree.

One man's trash is another's souvenir.