Correctly formulated, the Law [of Fives] is: All phenomena are directly or indirectly related to the number… — Robert Shea

Correctly formulated, the Law [of Fives] is: All phenomena are directly or indirectly related to the number five, and this relationship can always be demonstrated, given enough ingenuity on the part of the demonstrator.

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