You've lived here for eight years, surely you must have explored the grounds. Do I look like someone who… — Minette Walters
You've lived here for eight years, surely you must have explored the grounds.
Do I look like someone who takes exercise?
You're very slim.
Well, I eat very little, drink neat spirits and smoke like a chimney. It does wonders for the figure, but leaves me gasping for breath halfway up the stairs.
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