The Ice House

Quotes

1. Did you know where the ice house was?

   No

   Well, what did you think the hillock was?

   A hillock probably.

2. 

   Our reputation has obviously preceded us. Don't worry shaking hands with a lesbian is perfectly safe.

   I have nothing against dykes Miss Cattrell, just wouldn't put my finger in one.

   The only disabilities that idiot has are both in his trousers. He's a prick and an arsehole.

3. 

   You've lived here for eight years, surely you must have explored the grounds.

   Do I look like someone who takes exercise?

   You're very slim.

   Well, I eat very little, drink neat spirits and smoke like a chimney. It does wonders for the figure, but leaves me gasping for breath halfway up the stairs.

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