Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall… — Kyril Bonfiglioli

To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal.

He had made one mistake in an otherwise flawless performance: he hadn't told me his name. Have you ever exchanged three words with an American without being told his name?

"Goodness," I babbled, "but how awful for you. Not drinking, I mean. I mean, imagine getting up in the morning knowing that you're not going to feel any better all day".