I do know that girls in their early twenties are easy and sweet. (Girls in their late twenties are easier but… — Joseph Heller
I do know that girls in their early twenties are easy and sweet. (Girls in their late twenties are easier but sad, and that isn't so sweet.) They are easy, I think, because they are sweet, and they are sweet, I think, because they are dumb.
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