The Areas of My Expertise

There had been hoboes in the United States since there had been trains and liquor, which is to say, always.

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. (Or, for that matter, as true.)

The silhouette was named for Etienne de Silhouette, the notoriously stingy finance minister for Louis XV, who ironically was himself incapable of casting a shadow, due to lycanthropy.

The geographic center of North America is historically located in Osborne County, Kansas. It is said that all armies will bow to the one who controls it.

Generally speaking, I think it is fair to say that I am a friend to the creatures of the Earth when I am not busy eating them or wearing them.