A man has to BE something; he has to matter. — Hunter S. Thompson

Events of the past two years have virtually decreed that I shall wrestle with the literary muse for the rest of my days. And so, having tasted the poverty of one end of the scale, I have no choice but to direct my energies toward the acquisition of fame and fortune. Frankly, I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left me.

You'd be surprised at the things people will do in order to get their names or pictures in the paper.

A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.