The Meaning of Liff

WOKING (vb.) To enter the kitchen with the precise determination to perform something only to forget what it is just before you do it.

AALST (n.) One who changes his name to be further to the front.

FAIRYMOUNT (vb. n.) Polite word for buggery.

LAXOBIGGING (ptcpl.vb.) Struggling to extrude an extremely large turd.

SHOEBURYNESS (abs.n.) The vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else's bottom

ABOYNE (vb.) To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly badly that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.

CLIXBY (adj.) Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative.