CLIXBY (adj.) Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative. — Douglas Adams

WOKING (vb.) To enter the kitchen with the precise determination to perform something only to forget what it is just before you do it.

AALST (n.) One who changes his name to be further to the front.

FAIRYMOUNT (vb. n.) Polite word for buggery.