Chuck Palahniuk

You’re that tree falling in the forest that nobody gives a rat’s ass about.

And the sky is blue and righteous in every direction.

Just for the record, after my first three-month cycle of Deca-Durabolin I couldn't reach down far enough to tie my shoes; my arms were that big. Not a problem, the agent says, and he hires someone to tie all my shoes for me.

And if Christ had died from a barbiturate overdose, alone on the bathroom floor, would He be in Heaven?

This is passive aggression in action"

Reality means you live until you die, the agent says. "The real truth is nobody wants reality.

No matter how many luxuries you get, something will be missing. No matter how carefully you choose, you'll never be totally happy.

Kill myself? Thanks, I say. No thanks. Let's Not rush anything here.

Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time.

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished.

It's not that I want to get married.

You realize that our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past. We can't give up our concept of who we were...Our way of getting nostalgic for what we just threw in the trash, it's all because we're afraid to evolve. Grow, change, lose weight, reinvent ourselves. Adapt.