Just for the record, after my first three-month cycle of Deca-Durabolin I couldn't reach down far enough to… — Chuck Palahniuk

Just for the record, after my first three-month cycle of Deca-Durabolin I couldn't reach down far enough to tie my shoes; my arms were that big. Not a problem, the agent says, and he hires someone to tie all my shoes for me.

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