Hey listen — I've proved a lot of things. That's how I pay my rent. Theories and little observations. A… — Woody Allen
Hey listen — I've proved a lot of things. That's how I pay my rent. Theories and little observations. A puckish remark now and then. Occasional maxims. It beats picking olives, but let's not get carried away.
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Agathon: But all that talk about death being the same as sleep.
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