Quotes about humor

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  1. And having made sure my attention was focused in one direction the universe, which likes a good laugh, smacked me in the face from the other side.

    p. 88

  2. Most archaeology in London these days is rescue archaeology—projects designed to preserve as much as possible from the relentless cash-driven redevelopment. It’s not a new problem. Ask a medievalist about Victorian cellars or an Iron Age specialist about medieval ploughing—but take snacks, because you’re going to be there for a while.

    p. 33

  3. God, money is so wasted on the rich.

    p. 12

  4. Ask not for whom the buck stops, I thought, it stops for thee.

    p. 150

  5. The house was neat and well cared for, but to my eye the Heywoods were losing the battle against the four-year-old agent of entropy who was living with them

    p. 73

  6. Here the bland 1930s art deco stylings of the station gave way to the horror that was the 1980s where every public building was deliberately crafted to look as much like a urinal as possible.

    p. 56

  7. “Peter,” said Tyburn. “I need you to stop just pretending to be clever and actually be clever.”

    p. 288

  8. Police doctrine is, even if you’re waiting for someone to do something violent to your suspect, you should de-escalate the situation because at the very least a peaceful solution produces a ton less paperwork.

    p. 140

  9. The railway hit Harrow on the Hill in 1880 and it’s been downhill ever since, culminating in one of those formless red brick shopping centres which artfully combines a complete lack of aesthetic quality with a total disregard for the utilitarian function for which it is built.

    p. 45

  10. Hyde Park Corner is what happens when a bunch of urban planners take one look at the grinding circle of gridlock that surrounds the Arc de Triomphe in Paris and think—that’s what we want for our town.

    p. 251

  11. “I wasn’t eavesdropping,” I said. “I was gathering intelligence.”

    p. 39

  12. Guleed went home because she has, she says, a deep and mystical understanding of the work-life balance. A concept I once tried explaining to Nightingale with the aid of the big whiteboard in the visitors' lounge. I think he grasped it in the end, and said he was all in favour as long as I understood that this in no way applied to apprentices.