Quotes about cats

Meanwhile, the kittens - downholsterers and interior desecrators to a kitten - demolish all.

“Are there aliens?” Simon asks Indigo.

“Not that I know of,” she says. “Unless you count cats.”

“Ashes, how did you do it?”

“I’d like to say it was all my own talent, but cats are naturally modest.”

“You’re not very loyal,” Isaac said as Alice took his hand.

“Loyalty,” Ashes sniffed, “is for dogs. Cats have better sense.”

“There’s this thing called dignity that some cats have been known to have. You might want to look into it.”

“A cat is always dignified, no matter what position he finds himself in,” Ashes said. “A half-cat even more so.”

“Well?” the cat said. “Are we going to walk all the way there?”

“You’re going to get fat if you keep being so lazy.”

“You say that like it’s a bad thing. For cats, being fat that just means that you’re winning.”

"There's nothing more egocentric than a cat."

Sleep is like a cat: it only comes to you if you ignore it.

Biff is really stupid in most ways. It’s just that she’s very real—is very much a cat—and that makes her seem intelligent to you. I can read her whole mind at a glance, and there’s very little there. But she feels good. She would not want to be anything other than a cat.

He thought, looking at the cat, if only you were the intelligent species on this world. And then, smiling wryly, maybe you are.

The cat didn’t answer, except possibly by not answering.

“I never even liked cats all that much.”

“Surely you realize,” said Patience, “that cats are no great respecters of human opinion.”