Talking to yourself is a sign of madness. Talking to yourself, dead, is class.' — Tom Holt

Jeez, for a superior intelligence, you must be just plain dumb,' he said.

[...] the dragon got three cartsful of angry letters from the Pope (which he dismissed as a load of bulls) [...]

Like, there's these new fundamentalist religious fanatics, some name like Meek Militant Action. Their aim's to inherit the Earth, provided nobody objects.' - c. 12