Paint Your Dragon

Jeez, for a superior intelligence, you must be just plain dumb,' he said.

[...] the dragon got three cartsful of angry letters from the Pope (which he dismissed as a load of bulls) [...]

Like, there's these new fundamentalist religious fanatics, some name like Meek Militant Action. Their aim's to inherit the Earth, provided nobody objects.' - c. 12

Here and there a doorway or low arch concealed the occasional mugger, rapist or lawyer.

Talking to yourself is a sign of madness. Talking to yourself, dead, is class.'

Good guys is just a fancy way of saying Us. Bad guys is only ever Them.' -

Vote!' [Saint] George rolled his eyes. 'This is an assassination, not a debating society.' - c. 7

Besides, [Saint] George pointed out, dragons burn towns and demand princesses as ransom.

The dragons, referring to the Siege of Jerusalem, the Sack of Constantinople and a thousand years of dynastic marriages, said, Look who's talking.