It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was, of course, completely wrong. Life was often very… — Terry Pratchett

Battle elephants! Teppic groaned. Tsort went in for battle elephants, too. Battle elephants were the fashion lately. They weren't much good for anything except trampling on their own when they inevitably panicked, so the military minds on both sides had responded by breeding bigger elephants. Elephants were impressive. (p. 256)

They are great minds, he told himself. These are men who are trying to work out how the world fits together, not by magic, not by religion, but just by inserting their brains in whatever crack they can find and trying to lever it apart. (p. 225)

He'd wanted changes. It was just that he wanted things to stay the same, as well. (p. 315)