The world's greatest lovers were undoubtedly Mellius and Gretelina, whose pure, passionate and soul-searing… — Terry Pratchett
The world's greatest lovers were undoubtedly Mellius and Gretelina, whose pure, passionate and soul-searing affair would have scorched the pages of History if they had not, because of some unexplained quirk of fate, been born two hundred years apart on different continents. However, the gods took pity on them, and turned her into an ironing board, and him into a small brass bollard.
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