Tip: utopian and floral town names are inversely proportional to their hellholishness. — Steven R. Boyett

“‘Different laws of physics,’” said Ariel, “and ‘supernatural’ seem synonymous to me.”

Nothing’s worth living for if there aren’t things you think are worth dying for.

“The National Hot Air Museum is just down the road a piece,” he added. “Better known by its branch names: the Capitol and the White House.”