P.J. O'Rourke

Quotes

1. War will exist as long as there's a food chain.

   • War

2. 

   The larger the German body, the smaller the German bathing suit and the louder the German voice issuing German demands and German orders to everybody who doesn't speak German. For this, and several other reasons, Germany is known as 'the land where Israelis learned their manners'.

   • Humor

3. 

   There are probably more fact-finding tours of Nicaragua right now than there are facts— the country has shortages of practically everything.

4. 

   Cockfighting has always been my idea of a great sport— two armed entrées battling to see who'll be dinner.

   • Humor

5. 

   Everything on a boat has a different name than it would have if it weren't on a boat. Either this is ancient seafaring tradition or it's how people who mess around with boats try to impress the rest of us who actually finished college.

   • Humor

6. 

   Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I'm worried about the difference between wrong and fun.

   • Morality

7. 

   They don't like anyone who isn't Korean, and they don't like each other all that much, either. They're hardheaded, hard-drinking, tough little bastards, "the Irish of Asia".

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