‘Suppose your Aunt Dahlia read in the paper one morning that you were going to be shot at sunrise.’ ‘I… — P.G. Wodehouse

I’d always thought her half-baked, but now I think they didn’t even put her in the oven.

She’s all for not letting the sun go down without having started something calculated to stagger humanity.

Whenever there is a job to be taken on of a kind calculated to make Humanity shudder, the cry goes up, ‘Let Wooster do it.’