I’d always thought her half-baked, but now I think they didn’t even put her in the oven. — P.G. Wodehouse

‘Suppose your Aunt Dahlia read in the paper one morning that you were going to be shot at sunrise.’

‘I couldn’t be, I’m never up so early.’

She’s all for not letting the sun go down without having started something calculated to stagger humanity.

Whenever there is a job to be taken on of a kind calculated to make Humanity shudder, the cry goes up, ‘Let Wooster do it.’