A gifted person ought to learn English (barring spelling and pronouncing) in thirty hours, French in thirty… — Mark Twain

Some German words are so long that they have a perspective. Observe these examples:

In German, a young lady has no sex, while a turnip has.

You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.