Nothing helps you sleep at night so much as being absolutely certain that you're right, and everyone else is… — Laurell K. Hamilton

There's no one so self-righteous as someone policing someone else's morality.

No, really, Ronnie, it's good to share information when you know someone else is dating the lunarly challenged.

A person likes to think of himself in a certain way, and when something happens that makes that no longer possible, you mourn the old self. The person you thought you were.