Laura Penny

We are not the adults in the sense that Kant intended, but adolescents. This is a problem, because we are the world's most heavily armed teenagers.

It's a shame that pantyless party girls get more attention than the real heroes, the nurses and teachers and moms.

All we really need to do is learn 'em so they don't frig up the cash register or offend the customers.

Laughing at the clueless mouthfarts of cute twenty somethings who spent their high-school years with vocal coaches or plastic surgeons is another variation on the theme "Are we getting dumber?"