It's a shame that pantyless party girls get more attention than the real heroes, the nurses and teachers and… — Laura Penny

The humanities are despised because they are dangerous. They arm us with the intellectual weapons we need to fight the forces of ignorance and idiocracy, and to free ourselves from freedumb.

I can sculpt a birthday cake out of shit and insist that I obviously mean cake, that my real intent is to wish you a happy birthday, but my intentions and protestations cannot turn crap into a delicious dessert.

Anyone taking classics or history for the prestige is either at Oxford or stuck in 1909.