I can sculpt a birthday cake out of shit and insist that I obviously mean cake, that my real intent is to… — Laura Penny

I can sculpt a birthday cake out of shit and insist that I obviously mean cake, that my real intent is to wish you a happy birthday, but my intentions and protestations cannot turn crap into a delicious dessert.

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