"No no, Jock…we're going to push him out of a window. Your bedroom window, I think. Yes, and we'll undress… — Kyril Bonfiglioli
"No no, Jock…we're going to push him out of a window. Your bedroom window, I think. Yes, and we'll undress him first and say that he was making advances to you and jumped out of the window in a frenzy of thwarted love."
"I say, Charlie, really, what a filthy rotten idea; I mean, think of my wife."
"I never think of policemen's wives, their beauty maddens me like wine."
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