Karl Pilkington

Quotes

1. I'm surprised that I won the race to the egg. I'm not a good swimmer. If I was back in there now I'd go forget it, let them lot go first.

2. 

   I've got a fat head. There's nothing I can do about it.

3. 

   I've never understood what pole dancing's about anyway. It's a waste of a good skill. Get into scaffolding or something.

4. 

   Karl: You've never been to China.

5. 

   "I've got to make sure the groom's hat's on straight." That's when you know an event's overstaffed.

6. 

   Get married, get on with it, email us the pictures, we're happy to have a look.

7. 

   If you had 5 photos of anuses, I could not point mine out

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