"With the breakdown of the Medieval system, the gods of Chaos, Lunacy, and Bad Taste gained ascendancy." — John Kennedy Toole

"I do believe that I shall have another of these savories."

"The human desire for food and sex is relatively equal. If there are armed rapes, why should there not be armed hot dog thefts?"

"Miss Trixie considers luncheon meat a rather toothsome delicacy."