"The human desire for food and sex is relatively equal. If there are armed rapes, why should there not be… — John Kennedy Toole

"I do believe that I shall have another of these savories."

"Miss Trixie considers luncheon meat a rather toothsome delicacy."

"A new film featuring my favorite female star, whose recent circus musical excess stunned and overwhelmed me, is opening shortly at one of the downtown movie palaces. I must somehow get to see it. Only my wagon stands in the way. Her new film is billed as a 'sophisticated' comedy in which she must certainly reach new heights of perversion and blasphemy."