“Besides, is it really stealing if you’re stealing from an asshole?” “I’d have to double-check, but I don’t… — Jim C. Hines
“Besides, is it really stealing if you’re stealing from an asshole?”
“I’d have to double-check, but I don’t think the criminal code includes an asshole clause.”
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