Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden: Pretty sure that Roman Catholic priests don't have peeps. Too trendy and ephemeral. Like automobiles. And the printing press.

Susan Rodriguez: Harry, have you ever heard of the paperless office?

Harry Dresden: Yeah. It's like Bigfoot. Someone says he knows someone who saw him, but you don't ever actually see him yourself.

Harry Dresden: The U.S. isn’t a perfect place, but it’s better than most people have managed to come up with. And all my stuff is there.

Harry Dresden: You don't explain to the janitorial staff how your company is a part of a sinister organization with goals of global infiltration and control. You just tell them to clean the floor.

Harry Dresden: Paranoia is a survival trait when you run in my circles. It gives you something to do in your spare time, coming up with solutions to ridiculous problems that aren't ever going to happen. Except when one of them does, at which point you feel way too vindicated.

Queen Mab: For love men will mutilate themselves and murder rivals. For love will even a peaceful man go to war. For Love, man will destroy himself, and do so willingly.

Harry Dresden: Even a broken clock gets it right occasionally.

Harry Dresden: You’re in America now. Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you’d prefer.

Anastasia Luccio: Did you bring a sandwich?

Harry Dresden: What do I look like, Kissinger?

Harry Dresden: Hers was a beauty so pure that it was nearly painful to behold--Athena heading out on a Friday night.

Listens-To-Wind "Injun Joe": There is world that should be, and the world that is. We live in one.

Ebenezer: And must create the other, if it is ever to be.

Harry Dresden: This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than all of ours put together.

Harry Dresden: As a whole, people suck, but a person can be extraordinary.