Harry Dresden: You’re in America now. Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a… — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden: You’re in America now. Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you’d prefer.

Anastasia Luccio: Did you bring a sandwich?

Harry Dresden: What do I look like, Kissinger?

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