Good evening and welcome to Evade the Question Time, the nation’s premier topical talk show. Tonight, as… — Jasper Fforde
Good evening and welcome to Evade the Question Time, the nation’s premier topical talk show. Tonight, as every night, a panel of distinguished public figures generally evade answering the audience’s questions and instead toe the party line.
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