People are always asking, does God exist? Of course she does. The real question: what is she like? — James Morrow

I think you’re so full of shit you’ve got roses growing out of your ass.

“Myriad contradictory worlds,” lectured Professor Jerome Delacato, “forever splitting off from each other like branches on a tree, so that, somewhere out there, I am presently giving a lecture explaining how the many-worlds hypothesis cannot possibly be true.”

The Sermon on the Mount—it never ends for you, does it? If somebody kicks your right buttock, turn the other cheek.