I think you’re so full of shit you’ve got roses growing out of your ass. — James Morrow

“Myriad contradictory worlds,” lectured Professor Jerome Delacato, “forever splitting off from each other like branches on a tree, so that, somewhere out there, I am presently giving a lecture explaining how the many-worlds hypothesis cannot possibly be true.”

The Sermon on the Mount—it never ends for you, does it? If somebody kicks your right buttock, turn the other cheek.

You wouldn’t like him. Major fanatic. Confuses migraine headaches with God.